Snarky Embroidered Kitchen Towel – The Fragile Masculinity Towel

A beautifully made cotton kitchen towel with a floral wreath and just enough attitude. Embroidered by Tempa, finished by hand, and ready to gift—because your kitchen can have standards and opinions.

This isn’t a novelty towel. It’s a well-made, thoughtfully embroidered statement piece for kitchens that don’t tiptoe around fragile egos.

Featuring a floral wreath surrounding the phrase
“I’m too clumsy to be around fragile masculinity”
this towel blends classic style with unapologetic humor.

Each towel is embroidered by Tempa herself, then washed, ironed, and lightly starched so it arrives crisp, polished, and gift-ready.

It looks great draped over an oven handle—and even better when someone actually reads it.

• 100% plain-woven cotton
• Classic ticking stripe with stripes running along the long side
• Generous size: 18 x 28 inches
• 4-sided hem for durability
• Hanger loop sewn into the corner
• Floral wreath embroidery with bold, snarky text
• Embroidered, washed, ironed, and starched by Tempa
• Ready to gift straight out of the package

Makes a Great Gift
Perfect as a snarky housewarming gift, feminist gift for friends, or a hostess gift with personality.