what a poop show * Embroidered Greeting Card

Yes, these are embroidered greeting cards! They are stitched on kraft paper, with another layer of paper added for stabilizing, then folded up and secured with a white envelope in a clear bag. The cards are blank inside. I've been told they are so nice that they should be framed as art. Wouldn't this 💩 design be a great one for someone's wall?!